image via Egotastic

With exports like French Fries and French Toast, it’s amazing that there’s so much hated between France and the U.S.  We’ve had Bill Clinton and now they have Nicolas Sarkozy.  The newest believer in the “I have never had sexual relations” theory, Sarkozy has supposedly secretly married former Supermodel Carla Bruni after leaving his wife.  After getaway trips to places like Egypt, the couple has been on the move but not slipping away from the press.   Above Bruni is modelling the latest in the Fruit Roll Up bikini line.  Nothing says sexy like see thru!