While I always thought that being 6′ 7 1/2″ tall afforded you the ability to just Donkey Kong people, I was obviously wrong as spitting is the way to handle your business in the German Bundesliga.

Nurnberg and Czeh International Jan Koller was suspended for Nurnberg’s next match and fined 15,000 Euro for spitting on Hannover’s Altin Lala in a 2-1 loss.

Spitting?  Really?  Really?

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