A Portland Hotel Room With A View
Filed under: Lamar Hunt US Open Cup, Portland Timbers
The boys from Hollywood United are staying at the Double Tree Portland Lloyd Center ahead of the Lamar Hunt Open Cup tonight against the Portland Timbers.
Matt Taylor and I have been cracking up listening to this Offsides Ruling breakdown off Ruud van Nistelrooy’s opening goal versus Italy.
I’m willing throw down some green that Andy Gray isn’t a big fan of Tommy Smyth.
Hope you boys are resting up. It is going to be a loooong night for you at PGE Park.
Andy Gray looks at Onionbag with total contempt - even more disdain than he looks at Reese Davis and Foudy.
Good luck in the game - surely the Timbers will be fired up to play so many stars of stage and screen (ahem…pretty boys from La La). Ray Burse playing? He’s pretty strong.
Go home you Bums, GO HOME!
You can shove your golden globe up your ass…
You can shove your golden globe up your ass…
you can shove your golden globe
you can shove your golden globe
you can shove your golden globe up your ass!
RCTID
I hope you USASA Angelinos have the courtesy to come up here and be appropriately happy to have qualified, lose 5-nil, and then fuck off back to smogville. I’ve got a pocket full of sharpened pennies just in case.
haha, just kidding, they’re nickels.