Austrian and German Erotic “Actresses” (Porn girls) lined up for a 5 v 5 beach soccer match on the Danube River just outside Vienna wearing nothing but a smile and paint.

The Austrian team beat the German squad 10 – 5 in front of a sizeable media presence and the match was put together through chat rooms leading up to the Euro 2008.

Yes, there are more pictures of the entire squad in / out of the kits.

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image via Rueters