I have ONE of those things: golf clubs (although they’re Calloways)

My SON, however, has ALL of them (including the Taylor Mades) except the Nissan Murano.

Instead, however, he has two Nissan 300zx’s – a 1990 2+2 and a 1994 Twin Turbo which much better for a) blowing the doors off Porsches and b) getting girls.

So I’m financing my son having the coolest of lifestyles, while I don’t even own a laptop.

Excuse me while I go kill myself.