Have an iPhone and feel like dropping $999.99 on an application for it? Then the “I Am Rich” app might just be for you. Developed by Armin Heinrich, the app costs $999.99 and displays a glowing ruby-like light and the words I Am Rich. Open it and it will load which Heinrich calls a secret mantra that may help you you to “stay rich, healthy, and successful.” Somehow I can see that cats in the video below trying to show off this at a Hollywood club.

[Via Luxist]