Well apparently its owner go hard and manager go home… judging by this story in the Sun, Mike Ashley, the owner of Newcastle was partying like a rock star while Kevin Keegan was giving the mid finger to the rest of the Newcastle brain trust by resigning. From what I am reading though, this story is long from being over, given that Keegan quit after only 232 days in charge and they are considering legal action against him… but who really cares about that, lets talk about Ash going Jay Z in the club. from the sun

The mammoth bar bill included a £30,000 tip to waitresses and a four-figure tip to security. Ashley started off by ordering ten bottles of Cristal. But as the booze flowed he ordered 100 MORE — at a cost of nearly £43,000.

One onlooker at the run-down looking club said: “Ashley was slaughtered — soaked from head to foot in Champagne and slurring his words.

“He kept spraying Champagne over himself and his friends, and he kept ordering more and more bottles of Cristal — handing them out randomly to his friends, girls standing nearby and nearby tables.

by the end of it, the tab came to an incredible $216k. WTF!?!

um, the bill shows a pair of sneakers over $216,000 total!

“The whole club was abuzz over the ‘big-spending soccer guy’.

“He left just after three, staggering out with his arms around two much younger, pretty girls.”

A spokesman for the Pink Elephant confirmed Ashley was at the club on Wednesday. He said: “It was a great night. He spent a lot of money on Champagne.”

Sources close to Ashley said he took a private jet to New York on Wednesday as talks with ex-England boss Keegan were floundering. One friend said: “Mike was celebrating and pushing the boat out. There were a number of women at his table who were lapping it up and Mike loved being at the centre of it all.

I’m going to go on record as saying I like this guy, and I now have an official soccer team. I gotta lot of research to do.

The owner and three other men, including one man named only as PK, downed an amazing 175 bottles of Cristal Champagne — the club’s entire stock.

They also necked 16 bottles of Dom Perignon, 29 of PJ Fleur Rose and three of Grey Goose Vodka.

Onlookers in the club on Wednesday night said Ashley was “slaughtered” and soaked from head to foot in Champagne as he sprayed £450 bottles of Cristal over his pals and handed out drinks and bottles to scantily-clad girls — getting some to pour booze into his mouth.

Ok, that’s all i needed to read… So my guy Mike, a divorced dad of three is a self made billionaire. He likes to go champagne in the club, handing bottles to girls who wear next to nothing and he gets them to pour booze in his mouth… Me thinks Keegan was just pissed he wasn’t invited to the party, I know I sure am… if he would’ve went Pac Man and made it rain in the club, he would officially become my guy! But I’m going to give him a break, he is brand new… but next time regardless of where it is, even if its 70s and partly cloudy, i need it to be 100% chance of rain!

I.Shouldve.Played.Soccer