I’m going to take my time to class this thing up a little bit… There is just some thing special about Natalie Portman, not only is she smoking hot, but she is one of the best young actresses in the game right now. According to her wiki, she graduated from Harvard with a degree in psychology, is bilingual in Hebrew, and is both politically and socially active.

She was first introduced to us as Matilda in The Professional

…and then we saw her in a lot of really good pictures that includes Heat, Beautiful Girls, 3 Star Wars flicks, Closer, V for Vendetta, The Darjeerling Limited, and of course Garden State… by the way, did you know that New Jersey refers to itself as the Garden State and thinks it’s famous for its tomatoes? A friend of ours told me that…

her wiki also states:

In the May 2002 issue of Vogue, Portman called actor/musician Lukas Haas and musician Moby her close friends.

I’m going to chalk that up as her being young and I will forgive the whole Moby thing because there was a time that we all liked Moby and because she gave us this:

and because she looks like this

i put her in the hot tubs category… because i would like to be in a hot tub with her… oh yeah… and by the way, reason number 2,156,453 why I love living in southern California: one time i passed by Nat in the wine aisle at Ralph’s and took away these two observations… she smells really good and definitely qualifies as wifey status for one of my boys, she is in the 8090 club; and for all of the nons, that means  she was born in the 80s and weighs in the 90s.

I.Shouldve.Played.Soccer