Jeeez, I pledge my allegiance to Newcastle United and my new favorite owner Mike Ashley and he is already putting the team up for sale. I guess the party last week at the Pink Elephant was a going away party for him and coach. So… no more $200k bar tabs, no more pint chugging out in the open, and I now need a new squad… all suggestions will be weighed equally. Mr. Ashley bought Newcastle in total in July of ‘07 and he is looking for a buyer. If you’ve got a spare $300m around, I’m sure he would be interesting in talking to us you. Check out Mr. Ashley’s full statement here. Photo and article courtesy of the Guardian UK

I.Shouldve.Played.Soccer