With all the drama surrounding Newcastle owner Mike Ashley, now is not the time to bear a resemblance to him. With fans calling for his head, and with it too dangerous for him to show up to Newcastle games, Mike Ashley stayed away from the Newcastle v Hull game this past weekend. Unfortunately, Newcastle season ticket holder, Alan McKenna (seen here on the right with Ashley on the left), was mistaken for Mike Ashley and some dude took a swing at him. This has caused McKenna to contemplate getting a Newcastle jersey with “I’m Not Mike” on the back.  I’m thinking that might be a good idea…

[Telegraph / Pic: North News]