When things aren’t so going well early in the season, you’ve been suspended by the league and the guy starting in your place is on fire, you’d think the last thing you’d want is to be accused of would be having dinner with the Sporting Director and Agent of your former coach right?

With the English Newspapers all over this story, Jose Mourinho knowing nothing about the claims and the furor growing, Chelsea’s Brazilian Head Coach “Big Phil” Scolari might just have the media wit to deal with an issue like this.

“I do not sleep with him (Drogba),” said Scolari. “Where he was last night? I don’t know. I am not a policeman for my players.

“Ask Peter Kenyon (chief executive), ask Roman Abramovich, I don’t know, I am only the coach.”