Scared elves at a grotty Christmas grotto have been pulled out after Santa and three of his little helpers were attacked by angry parents. Horrified staff told how two dads brawled in the Gingerbread House over the last spoonful of ICING SUGAR. And kids sobbed after catching Santa behind his grotto with his beard off having a cigarette.
“As I perched on his knee for a snap, Santa smelt like a burger van…”
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