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Yeah, the ball looks flat and she’s wearing one of those red stringy things, but she’s Jennifer Walcott and she’s pretty ridiculous. Can I use any more excuses?
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So I just got this E-mail from one of my boys, Hercules Gomez (he’s gonna be doing some stories with us very soon) and I had to put this out there because this has been such a huge song, especially for a 17 year old. He even had Natalie Portman doing his dance on TRL the day after his this song was featured on Entourage.
“Subject: The real meaning of Souljah Boy (Superman) ?
(I knew there was a reason I didn’t like that song…)
Just passing along a little F.Y.I.
I wanted to pass this information on, I didn’t know if anyone else was as behind on things as I was. Thanks to Tom Joyner’s show recently with Kirk Franklin I was enlightened.
Kirk Franklin said he did not let his children listen to the song Souljah Boy because of the words and the meaning of Superman.
With that information I needed to find out exactly what superman meant other than the super hero. I google searched Urban Dictionary and put the word in and this is what I discovered:
Superman is when a guy cums or ejaculates on a girl’s back and puts a sheet on her back.
When she wakes in the morning and stands up, the sheet is stuck to her back (like a cape),
you have officially supermanned that hoe.
As in the lyrics:“Watch Me crank dat Souljah Boy now superman dat hoe”.
Please, please, please go pick this book up. Don’t let Ashton and Demi scare you because once you open this book, you WILL NOT put it down. Trust us.
We told you about our boy Wes, how he’s THAT guy that can whoop your ass in ANY game on ANY system. Since we were talking about this last week, you can imagine my surprise when I came across these Super Nintendo controllers tonight that are breath mints. I sincerely hope that Nintendo is up on their trademarks, cause if not.. We got some ideas!!
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For the Low, Low price of 600 bones you can own this Vagina couch that is located 3 hours outside San Francisco, scuff marks included. I’m loving the pillow placement and honestly, it does look pretty cosy.
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Page 3 starlet/slag/Peter Andre’s missus Jordan had made it well known that she wanted to have her hoo-hoos augmented once again, but from the looks of the latest post-Xmas surgery, she might have asked for a little too much a-la Tisdale. Awful wig - check. Big sunglasses - check. Unnecessary articles of clothing - check. BOOOOOO! - check.
