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When you’re on the road during those boring ass pre-season training camps, you look for anything other than the food that’s the equivalent of 4th grade cafeteria food that your stuck eating for weeks on end.  That means you look for places like Outback Steakhouse, which now owns the title of the #1 Worst Food in America.

The Outback Steakhouse Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing caries a solid 2,900 calorie, 182 g of fat and 240 g of carbs.  Thanks for nothing Mens Health you bastards and FYI, I’d still crush that thing and drip oil out of my pores for at least 2 1/2 days just to spite you.

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So I just got this E-mail from one of my boys, Hercules Gomez (he’s gonna be doing some stories with us very soon) and I had to put this out there because this has been such a huge song, especially for a 17 year old.  He even had Natalie Portman doing his dance on TRL the day after his this song was featured on Entourage.

“Subject: The real meaning of Souljah Boy (Superman) ?

(I knew there was a reason I didn’t like that song…)

Just passing along a little F.Y.I.

  I wanted to pass this information on, I didn’t know if anyone else was as behind on things as I was. Thanks to Tom Joyner’s show recently with Kirk Franklin I was enlightened.

 Kirk Franklin said he did not let his children listen to the song Souljah Boy because of the words and the meaning of Superman.

  With that information I needed to find out exactly what superman meant other than the super hero. I google searched Urban Dictionary and put the word in and this is what I discovered:

         Superman is when a guy cums or ejaculates on a girl’s back and puts a sheet on her back.

        When she wakes in the morning and stands up, the sheet is stuck to her back (like a cape),

         you have officially supermanned that hoe. 

             As in the lyrics:“Watch Me crank dat Souljah Boy now superman dat hoe”. 

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Who’s the owner of this mustached mug?  Hint : She just popped another baby from her movie director husband