Have you ever gotten that “what if” feeling after buckling your knees around a ski lift chair?

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A football match in Barnsley, South Yorkshire was abandoned after a player shown the red card returned to the pitch brandishing a sword. A Mosborough FC spokesman said: “One of their lads got sent off and came back and had weapons and that’s why it got abandoned.”

TheTelegraph has more…

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1. Ask for the cameras to roll.

2. Look over your shoulder at your boys and grin.

3. Make a “It must be something in the water” comment about Calgary.

4. Insert sloppy seconds comment meant for current Calgary player dating Ex - Girlfriend.

5. Walk away.

6. Get Suspended indefinitely by the NHL.

The “2018 World Cup Bribery Wars” heat up, as Australian billionaire Frank Lowry joins the FIFA 2010 Organizing Committee comprised of 31 fatcats executives who will also pick the 2018 host country. No Englishmen are on this committee, which probably sinks their chances. Lowry himself has no soccer experience, but that shouldn’t matter since he is the wealthiest person in Australia.

Bill Archer at Bigsoccer has the full story with multiple links, including Sepp Blatter, Jack Warner and Mohammed bin Hammam’s inevitable roles.

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Sickness and a few NSFW spots…. Debauchery included.

…Even at Camp Gitmo in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. 

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Check this insane Propane Depot explosion near Murray Road and Wilson Avenue in Toronto this morning at 3:50am.

Were any of you guys around this?