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It’s done and it only took 9 million pound. Jermaine Defoe’s personal terms are in the 50,000 pound a week area and you can just imagine what Harry’s doing to celebrate after signing him for the second time in his career, the first being West Ham back in ‘99.

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Manchester City have reportedly agreed to a fee with Portsmouth for the services of Zimbabwean striker Benjani Mwaruwari. So far this season Benjani has bagged 12 goals for Harry Redknapp, who has gone on record saying “Benjani couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn before this season”. While the belief of the transfer fee is around 5 million pound, Benjani is solely responsible for Zimbabwe’s training camp for African Nations Cup Qualification by paying for his country’s training/housing in France and being the 3rd countryman to play in the Premiership following the likes of Bruce Grobbelaar.

UPDATE  - Time ran out for Man City in the hopeful signing of Benjani, meaning that he will stay with Portsmouth.

Czech International and former Liverpool, Villa and current Olympic Lyon hitman Milan Baros might be on his way to Harry Redknapp’s Portsmouth. With Fred going through his Yes and No’s to transfer talk, Baros’ opportunity to move back to the Premiership might be to good to turn down.

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After being arrested and released in the bung scandal, offered and turning down the Newcastle shitcapade, Pompey stepped up to the plate and gave good ol’ Arry a 3 million pound a year contract for his loyalty, doubling his current wage.

WARNING - Harry having a go and some naughty words

He always seems to be in dire need of a drink, but if Redknapp is indeed heading out to St. James Park, oh boy. Imagine him having a go ala Barton, Smith, Butt and Co.