What is the difference between a triangle and Tottenham? A triangle has three points…..

Shut up Drogba, you are Jacques Cousteau.

And doesn’t Wayne look like an extra from The Witness?

Alright there, it is like, brilliant there.

Thassneat.

First the rotating, then the Dennis Wise-ing, now the Punking?

Voyeur, Nigerian Oil Baron, Mike Ashley, Ameobi and Rooney’s free role.

“Look at the Time…. Look at the Time….”

“I’m isolated and alone and ridiculed by me peers”

“Get in Bentley Berba…”

Holy crap Fabio Capello looks like Fabio Capello!

Maybe a little Corn Flour Bread, Chip Booty… The Ginger Brown Sauce…..