She started as a Page 3 girl, transformed herself through multiple breast augmentations and footballers, sex tapes, public romances and children,a political and music career, 6 authored books,  telly shows documenting her everyday life and we still haven’t seen it all (but we’ve seen pretty much all) from Katie Price, aka Jordan (NSFW) who’s estimated wealth is around 30 Million Pound. (not bad for 29 year old married mother of three)

After a much publicized trip to Los Angeles to have a breast reduction and deviated septum relief (aka nose job) amongst other things, today Jordan has registered her new logo (a silhouette of her naked body) with the UK Intellectual Property Office (think Patents) to be the eye candy for her new line of Sex Toys.  An official decision by the Office will be given within 3 months.

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When you’ve met on a TV show in the Jungles of Australia, had a whirlwind romance, got married and knocked out a couple of munchkins, filmed another show that was picked up in America on E! and have a television talk show together, life is good.  Since Jordan/Katie Price’s recent breast reduction, husband Peter Andre has come out publicly and spoken about life on/with his wife.

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When the Queen of Implants and Hootie showing goes after someone, she does it full force.  Now she’s having a go at Chantelle Houghton for trying to copy her image.

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Flashback 10 years ago when Jordan was THE girl running the show in England.  We’ve seen girls like Jodie Marsh try to take over the top spot.  Now it looks as though Celebrity Big Brother star Chantelle Houghton vying for top spot.

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The new and improved Jordan/Katie Price?

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She’s better known as Jordan than Katie Price.  She’s had umpteen boob jobs, 3 kids,  a sex tape, a slagging battle with Posh, married ex-boy bander Peter Andre and together, had their own show on E! last summer/fall.  Above is the final product from a trip to LA.

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Page 3 starlet/slag/Peter Andre’s missus Jordan had made it well known that she wanted to have her hoo-hoos augmented once again, but from the looks of the latest post-Xmas surgery, she might have asked for a little too much a-la Tisdale.  Awful wig - check.  Big sunglasses - check.  Unnecessary articles of clothing - check.  BOOOOOO! - check.