| TheOriginalWinger

It's been a rough couple of trips to the dugout for Real Madrid head coach Jose Mourinho...... Just don't get caught trying to suppress a giggle at the Special One after he bangs his head or he throw daggers at your face.  Truth.

"Shut up Your Majesty...." "Once seen as a badge of honor, mid table respectable is now regarded as a corridor of disgrace and shame...." "Are you tempted by this item?  Not really... look a bit long in the tooth for me." "You take your hands off my Cesc..." "This is mint... This is a Becks.. Specially imported in from LA, but only ...

Not worth watching more than 40 seconds of the video - But.  It is interesting to see just how much focus and media attention is placed on the actions of Real Madrid head coach Jose Mourinho at all times..... even something as simple as walking out of an airport with his children. And just like we see here in the United States (maybe I should ...

'Just 19 minutes into Real Madrid's match against Real Zaragoza on Sunday, with his side already up 1-0, Mourinho reacted furious to Karim Benzema's snuffed out attempt on goal, first slapping his knee and shouting, then launching a Hulk-like double elbow attack on the assistants sitting on either side of him. Like parents sitting beside a child ...

"We earned credibility and the faith of our fans" Jose Mourinho was satisfied with the victory and explained the changes he made in the lineup.

You knew it was only a matter of time before Jose Mourinho, aka The Special One came out publicly to address the two match ban and 120,000 Euro fine handed down from UEFA...... Via Guardian "I see this punishment as a medal," Mourinho said. "I'm not going to change. My grandmother died a long time ago but I remember what she told me as a child: ...

Pretty much what you'd expect The Special One to say following a dismantling like that...... Always loved what Italian legend Walter Zenga would say after a loss like that - "I'd rather lose 5 - nil once that 1 - nil five times....."

Honestly shocked that people are surprised at this... It has happened on EVERY single team I've played for since high school.