Someone in Germany is driving an automobile built for UK roads and has installed a Muppet in the passenger seat to avoid the speeding cameras. The speed cameras in Germany are made to take photos of drivers who sit in the left side of the vehicle, so the driver can’t be identified.

A German police source said: “The number plate is not enough. We need clear evidence of who is driving the vehicle too.”
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After last years Grand Final performance, DC United signed Brazilian winger Fred. Wonder how many coaches were paying attention to last nights Final which saw Central Coasts’ Danny Vukovic sent off in the 90th+ for arguing and allegedly striking the referee, which could earn him a lifetime ban.

People go nuts when they’re in a highly emotional Finals match.

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This has got to be bullshit, but here it is anyways. Drogba has always been a master of making questionable statements to the press, but this comes from the Ivory Coast press officer regarding the African Player of the Year Award which was won by Frederic Kanoute.

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What does this have to do with soccer/football?  Nothing, and I’m ok with that because this is a great story.  Anytime you a daughter suing a mother for $10 mil, it’s fascinating to me especially when Moms is gonna lose her blouse.

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Honesty is a virtue and if we’re going by that, then we must admit we’re car freaks.  Dodge has introduced the Zeo, an electric powered futuristic car whose grill is NEON.  No roof, all glass for a panoramic view of the stars that would have been perfect when we were in high school in Cali, trying to get some after the football game Friday night.  The Zeo (which stands for Zero Emissions Operation) can go from 0-60 in 5.7 seconds and hit 13o at top speed.  THE question you might ask though is what about mileage?  The Zeo as of now can hit the 250 mile range, enough for all of us dumbasses to not have an excuse to go green.

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FIFA president Sepp Blatter has demanded that the Africa Cup of Nations must be moved to a summer date as of 2016. With over 40 African players on duty while being employed by Premiership clubs, Blatter wants to enforce the schedule change. Let’s see if ol’ chunky could play 90 in June African heat.