To be completed in 2011.

One of the VIVID Original’s, Janine Lindemulder (aka Janine James after being married to Monster Garage’s Jesse James) is in some serious trouble with the Assistant U.S. Attorney after failing to pay taxes and could possibly be facing jail time.

Lindemulder has admitted to making a down payment on a home in Eugene, Oregon and buying two new vehicles while owing more than 200k in Federal Income Taxes.

While being best known for her work as an adult actress, Lindemulder’s appearance on the cover of Blink 182’s Enema of the State and a nurse in their video,  “What’s my name again” in 1999 brought her to the mainstream forefront

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With all the talk the Magazines will be obsolete within the next 5 - 7 years, looks like Playboy’s altering gears early.

Director Kevin Smith had to go all the way to the MPAA, but he got his R rating for his upcoming Zack and Miri Make A Porno.

Although he had to make a couple of cuts to his original movie, Smith’s last version that was given the NC - 17 rating will remain untouched, something the Weinstein’s are happy about since their money is backing the movie.

Peep the Official Porno Casting Trailer after the jump…  Warning - Language

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Austrian and German Erotic “Actresses” (Porn girls) lined up for a 5 v 5 beach soccer match on the Danube River just outside Vienna wearing nothing but a smile and paint.

The Austrian team beat the German squad 10 - 5 in front of a sizeable media presence and the match was put together through chat rooms leading up to the Euro 2008.

Yes, there are more pictures of the entire squad in / out of the kits.

FC Uptown

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The guys over at BallerHouse tossed this 2008 Lamborghini Reventon up today after Dupont Registry had it listed for the low, low price of $750k with only 10 miles on it.  I’m a huge fan of gun metal grey (or Grigio as the fine wine people like to refer to it as), especially sinec Rob Dyrdek from Rob & Big threw his SUV down in the same color, but this takes it to an all new level.  I was telling Ben last week that I couldn’t imagine spending that kind of dough and his response was if you could, you would.  I’m starting to believe him now.

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So I just got this E-mail from one of my boys, Hercules Gomez (he’s gonna be doing some stories with us very soon) and I had to put this out there because this has been such a huge song, especially for a 17 year old.  He even had Natalie Portman doing his dance on TRL the day after his this song was featured on Entourage.

“Subject: The real meaning of Souljah Boy (Superman) ?

(I knew there was a reason I didn’t like that song…)

Just passing along a little F.Y.I.

  I wanted to pass this information on, I didn’t know if anyone else was as behind on things as I was. Thanks to Tom Joyner’s show recently with Kirk Franklin I was enlightened.

 Kirk Franklin said he did not let his children listen to the song Souljah Boy because of the words and the meaning of Superman.

  With that information I needed to find out exactly what superman meant other than the super hero. I google searched Urban Dictionary and put the word in and this is what I discovered:

         Superman is when a guy cums or ejaculates on a girl’s back and puts a sheet on her back.

        When she wakes in the morning and stands up, the sheet is stuck to her back (like a cape),

         you have officially supermanned that hoe. 

             As in the lyrics:“Watch Me crank dat Souljah Boy now superman dat hoe”. 

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I remember it being after a game in Columbus one night, over at Dante Washington’s house.  Warm night, legs were heavy, beers were cold, music was playing and a few honies just to top it off.  That night I decided I wanted one of these tubs for myself, but I never had room for one.  After seeing this La-Z-Boy hot tub with massaging/reclining seats, floating remote, LED lighting and flat screens, I am gonna find a way to make room.

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We’ve come across some crazy, whacked out shit in our days overseas, but you gotta admit that they wouldn’t be making this shit without there being a market for it.  Introducing the Deep Throat Cup, with all the sucking sensations included.  Be honest man, if no one was watching..

The girl who went mainstream has announced her retirement from the skin game. If you got a problem with it, talk to Tito.