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It seems as though someone in Switzerland has been watching CSI a little too much lately, as Sepp Blatter has declared the launch of his own investigation of Matthew Taylor’s tackle on Arsenal’s Eduardo, one that left the forward with a double compound fracture.

Just to bring you all up to speed, this is the same guy who wanted the female footballers at the National Team level to wear skimpier jerseys, similar to women’s volleyball.

While the English FA have already handed Taylor a three match ban that comes standard for “Violent” red cards, Blatter seemingly wants to go over the heads of the already tough FA and, once again rule with his self appointed iron fist.

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FIFA president Sepp Blatter has demanded that the Africa Cup of Nations must be moved to a summer date as of 2016. With over 40 African players on duty while being employed by Premiership clubs, Blatter wants to enforce the schedule change. Let’s see if ol’ chunky could play 90 in June African heat.