“I’m telling youuuuu to stop it!”

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Episode 1 … Ive got the east coast feed….

Great first episode for Vinnie and the boys…. the opening scene is of Medellin getting an absolutely aweful review, but we knew that was coming given the reception at Cannes. The movie is bad… so bad, that it turns out it is going straight to dvd.

On a side note as we see E and Drama at the casa shooting the ish …  why do these cats still live together? This is something that I have never figured out.

Even as we are getting the feeling that the horrible review is all over the place, and Vince is on his way to being the next Jared Leto, we come to see that Vince and Turtle are hiding away in Mexico living the high life for 79 bucks a day, and they couldn’t care less about the state of his career.

:::: They have stepped up the production budget this year, big time ::::

This is how a Mexico vacation should be. The last time I was on a Mexican vacation, i realized my girlfriend pretty much hated me and i spent the middle day and a half of a week long trip on the pot evacuating my colon due to the chicharron i bought from some dude named Pedro pushing a cart on the beach. ummmm, anyways…

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September 4th is as good a day as any to celebrate Beyonce! Happy Birthday Bey

A good friend of mine just took delivery on his GTR. And talk about patience, he’s had his name on the list for nearly 3 years. More pics and hands-on commentary soon…

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This is by far the funniest commercial I’ve seen on a Tuesday.

Grab that bowl (you know the one I’m talking about, the BIG bowl you have stashed in your cupboard), some milk, and your favorite spoon. DJ Z-Trip, Murs, and Supernatural are starting off your weekend right with this tune that should shoot you back to the days of pajamas with footies.

nsfw language……and why the hell would you be working on Saturday morning anyway?

On August 6th, the United States Women face Norway in Qinhuangdao in the Olympic Center Stadium for the late game in the opening Group G match.

Next up will be Japan  at the same stadium on August 9th before ending up at the 60,000 seat Olympic Center Stadium in Sehnyang against New Zealand on August 12th.

Keep an eye on Group F, widely considered the group of death with Korea, Nigeria, Germany and Brazil all extremely dangerous and successful.

[Via FIFA]

Women’s Draw results
Group E (Tianjin): China, Sweden, Argentina, Canada
Group F (Shenyang): Korea DPR, Nigeria, Germany, Brazil
Group G (Qianhuangdao): Norway, USA, Japan, New Zealand

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Wow I really am 30…I have to admit–10 years ago at the age of 20 I thought I would be somewhere different when I hit “the big 3-0″. 30 seemed eons away. It seemed old, it seemed impossible. I was a college junior, the farthest I could look ahead was Thursday of the current week.

To be honest I was fairly certain by 30 I would be living in a suburb, with at least 2 kids, a dog, a wonderful wife, 2 cars, and a big soccer goal in the backyard for my children to kick around the soccer ball.

In reality I am a single guy who lives in the city, with my brother, his girlfriend, two dogs, and no yard. Some would call my current situation the polar opposite of my original “plan.” Well I guess we do have two dogs so its not completely the opposite.

I am not complaining, as I have never felt that age dictated who you are…but it certainly makes you think. I am not saying that my situation is dire, I have a pretty comfortable job, great friends, I travel all the time, and I have a very umm active social calendar. Yet things do change at a bar when you meet someone and they ask how old you are and that first digit begins with a 3 and not a 2. To test my Pavlovian theory I was at a bar talking to a girl, and told her I was 29–she simply nodded. I then said, ohh jeus sorry, I actually just turned 30–she immediately responded with “Whoa, old man—still partying at a bar?” I guess it does make a difference..mentally to some people, but not to me. That old cliché that you are only as young as you feel—well I feel great and just because I am not on the path I thought I would be on, that is fine because it appears I found an even better path to follow.

I know I will get married and have the yard, kids, wife, soccer goals..etc someday. But for now……

I drive home with my hat pulled low, leaning to the side in my car, pumping Jay-Z as loud as my system will go. Not much has changed in these last 10 years and just as I finish my thought I hear Jay Z start to rap “30’s the 20, I’m so hot still”

Joe