You ask why?  I say why not.  Danielle Lloyd in a bikini is worth it.

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Say hello to 25 year old Nicola McLean who is not only a WAG (she dates Peterborough United’s Tommy Williams) but also loves long walks on the beach and dolphins.  As always, you’re welcome.

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Found this picture of Peter Crouch’s girl today over at Complex. Abigail just seems to pop up everywhere these days. After effectively taking over Britain, Abbey (apparently she likes to go by that) is headed stateside with a new TV show starring none other than Angie Dickinson. I don’t know about you, but this sounds like a train wreck to me. Although anytime a TV show has that quality to it, you can bet it will be a success.

A little unknown fact that often goes reported with Abigail Clancy…her brother is actually a professional footballer too. Now you know…

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They dated, they broke up, she dated Cristiano Ronaldo and Alan Smith and now they’re back and living together. Above is Gemma Atkinson, from 2007 I’m a Celebrity.. Get me out of Here and Ultimo D-G fame relaxing while Wigan Athletic striker Marcus Bent adjusts his junk in Spain on holiday.

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Come on, I know you want to watch. Trust me, it’s like a car accident you can’t turn away from. This is from her T.V. show called Milkshake.

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I’m hoping he didn’t do what two slags said he did when he was drunk and couldn’t remember. If it is true that Chelsea’s Ashley Cole cheated on his Girls Aloud wife Cheryl Cole, then he deserves to be slapped plain and simple.  You daft prick!

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Liverpool and England striker Peter Crouch’s missus, Abbey Clancy has stripped down to her knickers for Matalan’s Valentines Undies.  Umm, yes please.

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If you’ve ever wondered who Tottenham Hotspur Dimitar Berbatov dates, here’s your answer.  Introducing model Tedi Velinova.

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Liverpool and now England captain Steven Gerrard might be focusing on tonight’s clash against Switzerland, but his missus Alex is in Dubai.  She’s not by herself though, she’s with Thierry Henry’s estranged wife Claire and Djibril Cisse’s pregnant ex-wife Jude.  That’s gotta make for some interesting conversations.

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While Wayne Rooney is with the English National fold, his missus Coleen McLoughlin went on a little girls getaway to Barbados.