In an announcement that should surprise absolutely nobody, Jose Mourinho is officially leaving Real Madrid at the end of this season. Real Madrid and Mourinho mutually agreed that things needed to end. And it did. Things seemed to be heading downhill quickly, so this is definitely a good  move for all involved.

With only two games left, Mourinho has said this has been his worst season . It’s not hard to see why. No trophies, being outclassed in the Champions League, rumblings of unhappy players, etc have made this one tough season for the Special One.

So now what? Smart money says Jose goes back to Chelsea. He is loved there. He loves it there. And Chelsea need some stability in a manager. They haven’t had that in quite some time. Pretty much since Jose left.

With Jose heading out of Madrid, there is a lot of chatter about Carlo Ancelotti coming in and taking over. He has made it clear that he wants the job. Literally saying “I’ve asked to leave and I am waiting for their answer.” But his boss man at PSG is saying that’s not going to happen. Qatari president Nasser al-Khelaifi said: ”He [Ancelotti] asked to depart for Real Madrid. It is not possible because he has a contract for one year more, so that is our decision.” Stalemate.

We’ll see how that all plays out. I’m sure if Real Madrid pay PSG on the remaining year we will see Ancelotti at The Bernabeu.

I envision Jose sitting back and letting this play out as he leaves…

One of my sayings in life is that “the internet always wins” … because the internet is just a wonderful wonderful place of comics, haters, jerks, funny guys, cool guys and all the other kinds of guys you can put in a room, so when something incredible happen, the internet reacts and the internet wins. Which is a win for all of us. The latest of which is the leg drop that singer Miguel put on those two chicks in the crowd at his Billboard Awards performance last night, but that incident actually hipped me to something that I had missed.

I posted one of the Miguel memes on FB and a friend added how that and all of the Drake memes had made his weekend…. I had no clue what he was talking about and then found this…

DJ Khaled, posted the above pic of Drake and Rick Ross, at the video shoot for NO NEW FRIENDS late last week, and as the internet would have it…. they went to work. The picture is so classic, because it has Drake wearing some old ass DaDa gear and random chains in a ridiculous strut somewhere… it works out perfect for cut and paste photoshop dudes…. My favorite of the lot, and one that Drake even posted on his instagram is the “FIFA God” picture up top. Hysterical! Gotta love stars who can take a joke….

Nike recently took over as the official sponsor of the English National Team. And today we got a first look at what the new kit looks like. And it was done in a pretty cool way. England  midfielder Jack Wilshere went back to his old school this morning to watch a training session. At The Priory School in Hitchin, Hertfordshire, Jack picked out a student by the name of Jason Kelly and presented him with the new England kit. This was all shared socially as Jack took to his Twitter to share this with his followers.

This is the first time that the kit was debuted and had to be a pretty crazy experience for young Jason. Not only did Jack Wilshere pick him out at a training session, but he literally is the first person that the world is seeing in the new Nike England kit.

Chivas USA 1 – 4 Real Salt Lake : Scoring Summary

Real Salt Lake: Ned Grabavoy (4′)
Real Salt Lake: Joao Plata Cotera (48′)
Chivas USA: Jorge Villafaña (55′)
Real Salt Lake: Robbie Findley (78′)
Real Salt Lake: Ned Grabavoy (90 + 1′)

Check out the highlights after the jump…..

DC United 1 – 1 Kansas City : Scoring Summary

Kansas City: Ethan White (OG 60′)
DC United: Kyle Porter (65′)

On Armed Forces night in Washington DC, DCU and Sporting KC played to a 1 – 1 draw in front of a crowd of 13k+ fans.

Check out the highlights after the jump…..

Kanye West has some new music coming out and he is doing the album push in some conventional ways and some not-so conventional ways. Earlier this weekend, everyone was surprised when on Friday a tweet went out from his @KanyeWest account that there would a new song and new visuals projected onto the side of 66 buildings at a designated time for each spot. I thought that was genius. There was just hope the the music would be great. Last night, the conventional way of promoting took front and center when he was alongside Ben Affleck as the musical guest on the season finale of Saturday Night Live.

No opinion on the songs yet, I want to give them a couple of days to sink in and talk to me, but I will say that these arent super radio friendly type of records. This is more in line with his very conscious rap lyrics that he came to the game in, but presented in a TOTALLY different way from his music in the past. He is a LOT more in your face with his lyrical content and I must admit that I am quite eager to hear this project when its all said an done.

After the jump, check out the two songs he performed, NEW SLAVES and BLACK SKINHEAD.

~~ I’m only 10 minutes in and I can’t stop laughing…. Damn.  Gonna miss The Office.

Check out The Office :: Two Hour Blooper Reel after the Jump……

When the Apocalypse actually happens and a billion people are raptured up to heaven, Lindsey (Kendrick) and her boyfriend Ben (Daley) are left behind in suburban Seattle. The young couple try their best to lead a normal life surrounded by talking locusts, blood rain showers, and pot-smoking wraiths. But when the Anti-Christ (Robinson) makes his home base in their neighborhood, Lindsey finds herself the object of his affection. With the help of her family, friends, and a lawn-mowing zombie neighbor, the young couple set off to stop the Anti-Christ from taking her as his bride… and just maybe, saving the world in the process.

Check out the Trailer :: Rapture-Palooza after the Jump…….